Crossword puzzle clue "'not on your life '"

Who said "It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men"

Yell at your parents for not making the soup salty enough because your crush told you your mouth looks too funny to kiss, e.g.

It's what Jack Benny says twice after being told, "Your money or your life!"

You could spend your whole life trying to find him, only to realize he's been right in front of you, making your daily crossword puzzle, the whole time

Person you could spend your whole life trying to find, only to realize he's been right in front of you, making your daily crossword puzzle, the whole time

Performed in a way that made your parents leave your school play in the middle of your solo :/

"Not on your life!"

'Not on your life!'