Crossword puzzle clue "a buddhist walks up to a stand and says 'make me one with everything'"

"A Buddhist walks up to a ___ stand and says, 'Make me one with everything'"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'I need a beer and a ___'"

Walks caused by walks, perhaps?

Ricky Bobby's friend who says "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party" which is actually kind of true lol Will Ferrell is a comedic geni

Film character who says "I hate everything you say, but not enough to kill you for it"

"Everything Louder than Everything ___" (Meat Loaf song)

Part of the "everything" in an everything bagel

Early and influential stand-up comedian Mort who said, "Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen" haha I feel that