Crossword puzzle clue "a church could have one"

A church could have one

Church bells sound, I know, you wouldn't know as you're a heathen who's never stepped foot in a church before or even walked by one

Could be fine, could be graphic

"Jack Sprat could eat no fat / His wife could eat no ___"

What a double chorus could sing in a Roman church?

"Could it be ... ___?"(the Church Lady's catchphrase on "SNL")

Animal that could have one or two humps

Nevada city, the one place "Phil the Weatherman," at the beginning of "Groundhog Day," says he would like to be if he could choose; have you made the arrangments?