Crossword puzzle clue "at least some of it definitely went by while you were reading this clue"

At least some of it definitely went by while you were reading this clue

"Definitely.Definitely"

''Definitely!'': author Friedman/''Definitely not!'': Columbus

If you have it, you might know what this answer is without reading the clue

Most definitely dissimilar to this clue

Baffles (ABOUT THIS PUZZLE: If you saw the headline "Fiend Found!" you might instantly notice that, between the two words, only the vowels change — the consonants stay put. Okay, if you were me, you'

When you're reading this clue

Crossword answer that, while definitely a real thing, feels a bit contrived