Crossword puzzle clue "beauty brand that happens to anagram to another brand in this puzzle"

Beauty brand that happens to anagram to another brand in this puzzle

"For his contributions to jazz, ___ should be smeared with bacon grease, placed in a cage with three underfed Kodiak grizzly bears, and whatever happens, happens." ("Genius Guide to Jazz")

"Whatever happens, happens"

It happens four times a year ... and also in this puzzle's circles

Cause "total protonic reversal," according to "Ghostbusters"...or what happens literally four times in this puzzle

Much-covered 1956 Screamin' Jay Hawkins song ... hinting at what happens three times in this puzzle's solution

Certain filings, and what happens literally in six of this puzzle's answers

Word processing option, or what happens three times in this puzzle