Crossword puzzle clue "because of their parents may be difficult to discipline properly p j o'rourke"

"Because of their ___, parents may be difficult to discipline properly" (P.J. O'Rourke)

"We need a government, ___, because of the nature of humans": P. J. O'Rourke

Entertainment options so named because the audience is more detached, per McLuhan (not because he thought they were awesome)

Default Twitter avatar (because birds because Twitter)

Getting it on the couch may get a sitter sacked if the parents come home early, even though the kid is asleep and has done all their homework

When parents may need to call their kids

Yell at your parents for not making the soup salty enough because your crush told you your mouth looks too funny to kiss, e.g.

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"