Crossword puzzle clue "broadcasts on tv at a time that doesn't matter because i probably won't watch it then"

Broadcasts on TV at a time that doesn't matter because I probably won't watch it then

IM initialism that probably isn't what's happening because then you'd be away from the keyboard

Lioness Simba ends up with, although it doesn't matter because it's a fake animated movie. None of it happened

Hybrid car that runs a few seconds, then stops, then runs again, then stops again...?

"First I'll read, then watch the movie, then..."

"___ is an issue of mind over matter.If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." (Mark Twain)

Football coach who said, "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?"

Answer that probably won't earn you any points on a game show unless the prompt is "This one-syllable sound usually indicates someone doesn't know what you're talking about"