Crossword puzzle clue "candlebox some would your life was sad"

Candlebox "Some would ___ your life was sad"

Candlebox '93 smash

Who said "It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men"

Letters on the scoreboard of a sad, sad sports town

Sad, sad situation

Meaty dish that would make Mary sad?

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Like either option in "Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?"