Crossword puzzle clue "contraption that charges you money to access your money"

Contraption that charges you money to access your money

ATM charges, because of course you have to pay some of your own money to access some of your own money

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Yell at your parents for not making the soup salty enough because your crush told you your mouth looks too funny to kiss, e.g.

Poet who wrote "You may shoot me with your words, / You may cut me with your eyes"

You could spend your whole life trying to find him, only to realize he's been right in front of you, making your daily crossword puzzle, the whole time

Like either option in "Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?"

Where you might put your balls before hitting your balls as hard as you can