Crossword puzzle clue "david whose products suck"

David whose products suck

Rice whose characters suck

"... ___. Do you like to prepare rice products for dinner? In this game, you might prepare Anne Rice products for dinner!"

Electronics and lifestyle products retailer that, after downsizing, becomes a retailer of more intelligent sorcery products?

David's first wife in "David Copperfield"

"David, my precious philosopher David ..."?

Specialty of David Copperfield and David Blaine

Suck up