Crossword puzzle clue "every time i walk into one i'm like is this a joke or something"

Every time I walk into one, I'm like, "Is this a joke or something?"

"Two guys walk into ___ ..." (joke opener): 2 wds.

He said "Every great film should seem new every time you see it"

One who knows every word on every album

Great joke — terrible joke's container?

"That's a joke, ah say, that's a joke, son" speaker

Something bad to walk into

"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe every day is ___ 15" (Ronald Reagan)