Crossword puzzle clue "happens to hernando"

Happens, to Hernando

"For his contributions to jazz, ___ should be smeared with bacon grease, placed in a cage with three underfed Kodiak grizzly bears, and whatever happens, happens." ("Genius Guide to Jazz")

"Whatever happens, happens"

Here, to Hernando

Here, to Hernando

Empire conquered by Hernando Cortés