Crossword puzzle clue "have a cigar"

Scholars doubt that he ever said "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"

"___ boy! Have a cigar!"

Have a cigar

Actor who said "Some people have youth, some have beauty—I have menace"

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Film about Santa enjoying his holiday cigar?

"You can't fool me -- this is an exploding cigar!"

"Close, but no cigar"