Crossword puzzle clue "i will not rest until i have you holding a coke speaker"

"I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke" speaker

"You haven't lived until you've died in California" speaker

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief" speaker

"You never really know a man until you have divorced him" quipper

"I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep, you know" speaker

"Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you" speaker

Jay who said "You're not famous until my mother has heard of you"