Crossword puzzle clue "if it breaks things get wet"

If it breaks, things get wet

"Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself ___": Mark Twain

"___ Wet" (prankster's rearrangement of a "Wet Paint" sign)

Breaks things off

Seven big wet things

Breaks we don't like to get

One who might get the bends before he breaks

Get wet in the morning