Crossword puzzle clue "if you had it you wouldn't need this clue"

If you had it, you wouldn't need this clue

Piece of paper you wouldn't need if both people had Venmo

If it had happened, you wouldn't be reading this

"Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers)

Place that it wouldn't kill you to go one of these Fridays, or maybe you think you're too important for G-d now?

He had a heel that wouldn't heal

If punk and pop had a baby that wouldn't stop crying

Sci-fi swords (that my older brother actually got to use one time at this place but he had to sign a contract saying he wouldn't tell anyone where they're located)