Crossword puzzle clue "if you would"

"Would you eat them in a box? / Would you eat them with a fox?"

"You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a ___"

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?" asker

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers)

Coating for fish that you might think would make you tipsy

Something that people wish you would take when you leave

"It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?" character in MS Word