Crossword puzzle clue "it reportedly took him a month to solve his own puzzle"

It reportedly took him a month to solve his own puzzle

Rocker Case who tweeted "If a dude called me a 'cougar' I'd be more likely to kill him bare-handed and shit him out in front of his parents than fuck him"

Puzzle honoree [solve the puzzle, then reveal his victorious "pose" by connecting the dots alphabetically!]

"You'll have to solve this puzzle on your own, I'm not going to help"

Matisse reportedly called him "the father of us all"

Retired British soccer star who reportedly insured his legs for $70 million: 2 wds.

Rolling Stones guitarist who reportedly insured his hands for $1.6 million: 2 wds.

Taylor Swift song that contains the line, "Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer"