Crossword puzzle clue "it will probably keep you in bed"

It will probably keep you in bed

Letters on a can at a concert for a band you've probably never heard of and probably wouldn't even understand if I told you how good they are

Beer brand at this little show at an obscure venue in Brooklyn you've probably never heard of, probably

It probably won't keep you up

It might keep you in bed

Like a teen's bed, probably

"Well, I'd love to keep talking ...," probably

What you were probably staring at right before you read this