Crossword puzzle clue "kind of like"

"It's like this and like that and like this and uh /___, creep to the mic like a phantom"

Front part of a kite (the bird kind, not the toy kind)

Kind of bruise — kind of bean

Kind of jury trying a kind of larceny

Back part of a kite (The toy kind, not the...actually the bird kind works too)

Brandish, as a sword of kind magic (the kind of sword that makes wishes come true and doesn't hurt)

"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't drink coffee" quipster

Who said "I like my men like I like my coffee. I don't drink coffee"