Crossword puzzle clue "like my barista job and my new tattoo as far as my parents are concerned"

Like my barista job and my new tattoo, as far as my parents are concerned ;)

Like either option in "Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?"

Do a barista's job

Does a barista's job

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Your parents' parents' music

Parents concerned with play dates?

Ramen- and popcorn-making machine, as far as I'm concerned