Crossword puzzle clue "like one who is 4 f"

"It's like this and like that and like this and uh /___, creep to the mic like a phantom"

"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't drink coffee" quipster

Who said "I like my men like I like my coffee. I don't drink coffee"

Things like this like this like this

One like the previous one

Hoe or rake (like one might use to tend plants after losing one's job)

Like wiping one's dirty mouth on one's sleeve

Like one's voice when one has a cold, maybe