Crossword puzzle clue "like you wouldn't believe"

"You wouldn't believe it if I told you"

Like you wouldn't believe

Producer of stories like you wouldn't believe

Answer to "You wouldn't believe it"

"Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers)

Place that it wouldn't kill you to go one of these Fridays, or maybe you think you're too important for G-d now?

Who once said "You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you"

If you had it, you wouldn't need this clue