Crossword puzzle clue "make someone hit themselves and say stop hitting yourself over and over say"

Make someone hit themselves and say "Stop hitting yourself" over and over, say

Five-___ (baseball slang for position players who excel at hitting for average, hitting for power, baserunning, throwing ability, and fielding) (I swear this is a real thing)

Unpleasant fact told to someone about themselves

Occasion for treating yourself by sneaking a treat for yourself

Who said "The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others"

Restaurant dish that patrons may make themselves

Agents who hardly manage to make themselves inconspicuous?

"Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice versa" speaker