Crossword puzzle clue "newspaper comic"

"A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a ___ forever" (Garrison Keillor)

Stand-up comic famous for carrying a rolled-up newspaper onstage

Comic strip about birds who work at a newspaper

Newspaper comic

Comic actor + comic actress = ?

Diner owner in the comic strip "Non Sequitur" and wife in the comic strip "Andy Capp"

This makes a comic less comic

Comic Laurel and comic artist Lee