Crossword puzzle clue "one could cost you your queen"

One could cost you your queen

You could spend your whole life trying to find him, only to realize he's been right in front of you, making your daily crossword puzzle, the whole time

Person you could spend your whole life trying to find, only to realize he's been right in front of you, making your daily crossword puzzle, the whole time

Violin that could cost you around half a million

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"I want you to think of one of your parents ... Concentrate now ... Create an image in your head ... The parent you are thinking of is ___"

Yell at your parents for not making the soup salty enough because your crush told you your mouth looks too funny to kiss, e.g.

You could get one if you're over .08%