Crossword puzzle clue "one may show you to your room"

One may show you to your room

Poet who wrote "You may shoot me with your words, / You may cut me with your eyes"

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"I want you to think of one of your parents ... Concentrate now ... Create an image in your head ... The parent you are thinking of is ___"

Yell at your parents for not making the soup salty enough because your crush told you your mouth looks too funny to kiss, e.g.

You could spend your whole life trying to find him, only to realize he's been right in front of you, making your daily crossword puzzle, the whole time

Like either option in "Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?"

Where you might put your balls before hitting your balls as hard as you can