Crossword puzzle clue "quick thing for a comic to have"

"Quick" thing for a comic to have

A quick left and a quick right

A quick snort followed by a quick puff?

Actor who said "Some people have youth, some have beauty—I have menace"

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Comic actor + comic actress = ?

Diner owner in the comic strip "Non Sequitur" and wife in the comic strip "Andy Capp"

This makes a comic less comic