Crossword puzzle clue "rather lame and silly"

Rather lame and silly

Is rather like Rather

Silly, silly people

Lame last-minute Halloween costume idea #2: grab a broom, put a book under your arm and like magic, you're a ___

ugh so lame and dumb*, slangily

Lame last-minute Halloween costume idea #3: slap on a sheet, borrow some Birkenstocks and suddenly you're an ___

Lame last-minute Halloween costume idea #1: raid the knife drawer, put a gold chain around your neck, and next thing you know you're a ___

Lame last-minute Halloween costume idea #4: tape some toothpicks to a negligee and bam, you're a ___