Crossword puzzle clue "response to you have no chance"

Response to "You have no chance"

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"Yeah, like you have a chance!"

Money for a club membership, join a couple when you have a chance

Test answer you have a 50/50 chance of guessing right

"South Pacific" song that asks "If you don't have a dream, / How you gonna have a dream come true?"

Colorful card game whose name you have to say when you have only one card left

Response to "You have something on your face," maybe