Crossword puzzle clue "rods and such"

Rods and such

Response to "Did you read on [such-and-such site]?"

"And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It ___ You" (fake religious TV show from "Arrested Development")

"The Simpsons" character who says, "The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it"

Some tiny rods and spheres

Blue Man Group "Rods and ___"

They hold rods and cones

Hot rods and hot shots travel in these