Crossword puzzle clue "satirist who said if you were the only person left on the planet i would have to attack you that's my job"

Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job"

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Colorful card game whose name you have to say when you have only one card left

It's said that he said, "I never said most of the things I said"

Satirist who said: "I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on"

Baffles (ABOUT THIS PUZZLE: If you saw the headline "Fiend Found!" you might instantly notice that, between the two words, only the vowels change — the consonants stay put. Okay, if you were me, you'

He said "If playing chess were made illegal by law, I would become an outlaw"

"Would you eat them in a box? / Would you eat them with a fox?"