Dude who cured the shit out of polio when he wasn't destroying nerds on the Pong table
dahl
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Author Roald who scared the shit out of middle school me with "The Witches"
Definition
(Hindi) an Indian name for a lentil, also DAAL, DAL, DHAL, DHOLL
excrete
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Shit out
Definition
to discharge or eject
laertes
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"Hamlet" character who (spoiler alert) kills the shit out of Hamlet
neko
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Rocker Case who tweeted "If a dude called me a 'cougar' I'd be more likely to kill him bare-handed and shit him out in front of his parents than fuck him"
adage
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"Don't shit where you eat," e.g.
Definition
a proverb, a traditional saying expressing a common observation