Crossword puzzle clue "someone who isn't even on facebook anymore because i'm not a part of your system"

Someone who isn't even on Facebook anymore because I'm not a part of your system!

Yell at your parents for not making the soup salty enough because your crush told you your mouth looks too funny to kiss, e.g.

Entertainment options so named because the audience is more detached, per McLuhan (not because he thought they were awesome)

"Even though we've never met, I'm sure your last name is Campbell. That's because ..."

"I don't really know the employees in the tech store anymore because there's been a lot of ___"

Texas city that's about to be ruined by hipsters because nothing is safe anymore

"You won't have ___ to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference" (1962 quote)

___ monster (southwestern lizard that doesn't deserve the title of monster because I defeated two and I'm not even a hero)