Here are the possible solutions for something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught also the source of this puzzle's theme answers clue
Answer
Clue
Relevancy
familyfeud
Clue
"Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers)
old
Clue
Grate, with "get," or what this puzzle's theme answers get
Definition
a person of a specified age
epitaph
Clue
George Bernard Shaw wanted his to read "I knew if I stayed around long enough, something like this would happen"
Definition
to compose an inscription on a tomb
four
Clue
Number of times this puzzle's theme word appears diagonally in the grid (to complete the puzzle, shade those words plus the Down answers that begin where they meet)
Definition
the cardinal number next above three
jackiemason
Clue
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe" comic
lie
Clue
You wouldn't want to be caught in one
Definition
to make an intentional false statement
subliminalads
Clue
What this puzzle's theme answers contain (if you look closely enough)
turnaroundtime
Clue
How long it takes to get something back (and a hint to this puzzle's theme)
