Crossword puzzle clue "talk about your girlfriend whom no one can meet because she lives in canada say"

Talk about your girlfriend whom no one can meet because she lives in Canada, say

Yell at your parents for not making the soup salty enough because your crush told you your mouth looks too funny to kiss, e.g.

Talk and talk and talk and talk

One of the lives in Plutarch's "Lives"

"He lives twice who lives well" is one

Entertainment options so named because the audience is more detached, per McLuhan (not because he thought they were awesome)

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Best-selling novelist about whom Gore Vidal said "She doesn't write, she types!"