Crossword puzzle clue "thing offered every time you go home even though you've been a vegetarian for years now"

Thing offered every time you go home even though you've been a vegetarian for years now

Vessel that dildo Noah used to save all the animals and shit even though literally no one asked him to and a flood might have been good for the world

1950s-'60s hit with the lyric "Ah, you made me love you / Now, now, now, now your man is come"

Getting it on the couch may get a sitter sacked if the parents come home early, even though the kid is asleep and has done all their homework

Visit to one's parents, even though you could've gone somewhere fun instead?

Fast food sandwich whose return is always celebrated even though it's, you know, fast food

FL time (not now, though)

Race that takes a northern trail in even years and a southern trail in odd years