Crossword puzzle clue "title heroine who says i would much rather have been merry than wise"

Title heroine who says "I would much rather have been merry than wise"

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"Thou shouldst not have been old till thou __ been wise": "King Lear"

"___ first!" (Editor's note: this would have been a better title for this puzzle)

When Othello says to Desdemona, "... would thou hadst ne'er been born!"

Would much rather not do

Would very much rather not

Number which some would have you believe ends in 9 much more often than it ends in 0