Crossword puzzle clue "tools that help you with your banking"

Tools that help you with your banking

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Tools that may help you examine a sole

Needing your help to carry a couch up three flights of stairs (thank you so much btw you're such a good friend)

Yell at your parents for not making the soup salty enough because your crush told you your mouth looks too funny to kiss, e.g.

Its motto is "To help them, you have to help yourself first"

Ted of "Help Me Help You"

Poet who wrote "You may shoot me with your words, / You may cut me with your eyes"