Crossword puzzle clue "what shakespeare would call you"

What Shakespeare would call you?

"Would you eat them in a box? / Would you eat them with a fox?"

"You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a ___"

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?" asker

"You can call me he. You can call me she" speaker

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers)

"___ by any other name would smell as sweet" (Shakespeare)