Crossword puzzle clue "what you may have while solving this puzzle"

What you may have while solving this puzzle?

What you might feel while solving this puzzle?

TV show whose working title was "Please Stand By" (and what you'll have to cross 18 times when solving this puzzle)

Apt activity while solving this puzzle?

"While you're solving, think of the soothing sounds of a ___ in your ear ..."

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Nabisco cookies ... and what you might cry upon solving this puzzle's three other longest answers?

TV hookup option ... or what you are by solving this puzzle?