Crossword puzzle clue "what you might say after your coworker says he's into sex swings"

What you might say after your coworker says he's into sex swings

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Like either option in "Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?"

It's what Jack Benny says twice after being told, "Your money or your life!"

One who says "Beg your pardon" after stepping on your toes?

What your dog might do after eating his way through your linen closet, after aiming in and missing?

Where you might put your balls before hitting your balls as hard as you can

You might close your eyes when you say it