Crossword puzzle clue "what you would be if you were a frankfurter"

What you would be if you were a Frankfurter?

"Would you eat them in a box? / Would you eat them with a fox?"

"You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a ___"

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?" asker

Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job"

"Wish you were here—__ were there"

Frankfurter's cry

Frankfurter's cries