Crossword puzzle clue "who wrote unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot nothing is going to get better it's not"

Who wrote "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not"

Answer that probably won't earn you any points on a game show unless the prompt is "This one-syllable sound usually indicates someone doesn't know what you're talking about"

"Being a ___ fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back." (John Oliver)

"I'll probably ___ whole lot better when you're gone"

You can't know if you like something unless you do this to it!!!

Sir Mix-a-Lot anthem with the line "...don't want none unless you got buns, hon"

"You better, you better, you ___"

You could spend your whole life trying to find him, only to realize he's been right in front of you, making your daily crossword puzzle, the whole time