Crossword puzzle clue "would have it"

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"Would you eat them in a box? / Would you eat them with a fox?"

"You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a ___"

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?" asker

Actor who said "Some people have youth, some have beauty—I have menace"

Number which some would have you believe ends in 9 much more often than it ends in 0

As bad luck would have it

Alan who wrote the book "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?"