Crossword puzzle clue "would rather have"

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Title heroine who says "I would much rather have been merry than wise"

Would rather have

Is rather like Rather

"Or would you rather be ___?" (from "Swinging on a Star")

Would much rather not do

"I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again" writer

Really would rather not