Crossword puzzle clue "would you be and request for help"

"Would you be ___ and..." (request for help)

"Would you eat them in a box? / Would you eat them with a fox?"

"You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a ___"

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?" asker

"It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?" character in MS Word

“But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place. And you, and you, and you ... and you ___ there”

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers)