Crossword puzzle clue "would you be so kind"

"Would you eat them in a box? / Would you eat them with a fox?"

"You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a ___"

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?" asker

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

"Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers)

"If you would be so kind"

"Would you be so kind?"

Coating for fish that you might think would make you tipsy