Crossword puzzle clue "you'll such thing"

Response to "Did you read on [such-and-such site]?"

"And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It ___ You" (fake religious TV show from "Arrested Development")

"You'll ___ such thing!"

"___ could you do such a thing?"

"How could you say such a thing?!"

Needing your help to carry a couch up three flights of stairs (thank you so much btw you're such a good friend)

Song version such as "Forget You" (better known as "Fuck You")

Comic who said "Adopted kids are such a pain — you have to teach them how to look like you"