Crossword puzzle clue "you're caught i understand you"

You're caught — I understand you

"Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers)

Letters on a can at a concert for a band you've probably never heard of and probably wouldn't even understand if I told you how good they are

The "you" in "you caught my eye" in a 1965 #1 hit

What TiVo users may skip over ... and what you must skip over to understand this puzzle's theme

"I'm gonna say it like a man and make you understand, ___!"

It might say "What part of 'cookie' don't you understand?"

Dessert that, if you can't both "have" and "eat," I don't really understand the meaning of "have"